in order of decreasing comfort
1. friend’s futon
2. friend’s floor
3. frenemy’s futon
4. friend’s bathtub (dry)
5. friend’s bathtub (moist)
6. friend’s couch during a party, sitting and pretending to be awake, weekend-at-bernie’s-style
7. backseat of an abandoned impala on w. 153rd [street names have been altered to foil other hobos]
8. sleepwalking
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