I hadn’t been back to The Street (aka Wall Street aka The Bear Pit aka Ameri$a) since 9/15. On a whim, I decided to take a stroll through its canyons and promenades this afternoon. Some things I saw:
1. a tall, well-coiffed man using his suspenders to wipe away tears
2. a second taller, well-coiffed man sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk reading Siddhartha
3. a group of alpha-women knitting
4. a certain CEO [name withheld] doing SuDoKu on a park bench
5. a man(?) dressed in a bear-suit offering free stock tips, massages
6. a hot-dog vendor using CDS’s as napkins and mustard as ketchup
7. a hobo with a blackberry…in a mirror
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